officialfrenchtoast:

"hey don’t you have a crush on…"

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assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

wanderlust:

You say that you love rain, but you open your umbrella when it rains. You say that you love the sun, but you find a shadow spot when the sun shines. You say that you love the wind, but you close your windows when wind blows. This is why I am afraid, you say that you love me too. - William Shakespeare

(Source: paradoxiety)

furbey:

impossiblenothings:

furbey:

All clothing is gender neutral

then how do you explain bras

anyone can wear them 

crash-mcbarason:

to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young